Top chelsea fc posters to buy favorite player wall art picks
So today I wanted Chelsea posters to decorate my blank hallway wall. Started by pacing around staring at that empty space like an idiot. Felt like shouting “damn, someone help me fix this!”
Phase one: measuring the damn wall
Grabbed my tape measure while tripping over the cat. Measured from the light switch to the corner – 190cm wide with 240cm height. Wrote it down on an old pizza box flap because sticky notes always disappear.
The real headache began online
Three chrome tabs open at midnight scrolling through options. Palmer’s face popped up everywhere after that FIFA Club World Cup final. Official stuff looked clean – that bright blue theme jumps out with white lettering. But man did prices make my eyes water.
Player-specific obsessions happened
- Checked Enzo options – dude has too many brooding closeups
- Saw James’ celebrations – classic fist pump posture
- New kit designs for Havertz had crazy gold accents
Got sidetracked reading reviews for fifteen minutes. Someone complained about wrinkled corners and another mentioned colors bleeding. Almost threw my phone when the fifth site required account creation just to browse.
Decisions made before caffeine kicked in
Picked:
- The official Palmer/Fernandez finals poster for center
- Retro home kit collection grid left side
- 120th anniversary gold-effect banner right side
Banged credit card details frantically at 1:17AM praying the coupon code expired at midnight.
Physical arrival chaos
Poster tubes arrived ten days later looking like they fought a lawnmower. Unrolled carefully using cookbooks as weights. That Palmer poster really hits different in person – background’s whiter than I thought and the blue practically glows.
Wall execution phase
Level? What level? Used spirit level twice, still crooked. Hammered nails after three test holes spackled over. Pro tip: cheap masking tape saves wallpaper when swinging tools.
Centered Palmer at eye level, arranged the others slightly staggered. Stepped back to judge – feels like Stamford Bridge tunnel photos slapped on my wall.
Final verdict: my flat looks 85% less like an asylum cell. Cat knocked over tape measure again during photoshoot. Worth every headache.
