Learn Arsenal FC Chants Fast Simple Guide to Gunners Top Songs Lyrics
Alright so last night I figured I needed to learn proper Arsenal chants before heading to the pub for Saturday’s match. Found this guide promising quick results – figured it’d be dead simple, yeah?
Where Everything Went Sideways
First up, tried memorizing “North London Forever” lyrics straight off some PDF I grabbed. Stared at lines like “Through the storm, we’ll fight as one!” for 20 solid minutes. Felt like my brain was stuffed with cotton – kept mixing up verses three and four. Couldn’t even hum the tune properly.
Why Audio Stuff Killed My Eardrums
Switched to audio tutorials next. Big mistake. The quality was worse than a 2003 ringtone. Halfway through “One Nil to the Arsenal,” my phone blasted what sounded like seagulls trapped in a tin can. Gave up after two tries – neighbors were banging on the wall anyway.
Then I thought splitting songs would help:
- Printed chant sheets on bright yellow paper (supposedly helps memory)
- Recorded myself trying to chant “Super Jack” at half-speed
- Tried matching lyrics to videos with crowds singing
Failed spectacularly at all three. Turns out yellow paper just stains your fingers and slow-mo chanting makes you sound like a drunk Dalek.
The Dirty Secret About “Simple” Fan Guides
Finally cracked it by accident at 1AM. Realized nobody actually learns these chants from paper. Just stood in my kitchen screaming “ARSENAL! ARSENAL FC!” like a madman for ten minutes straight. Then slowly attached bits of lyrics to the shouting bits. Worked way better than any fancy technique.
Here’s the raw truth:
Most chant guides are pure fantasy. Actual fans learn by:
- Getting swept up in drunk crowds singing wrong lyrics
- Mimicking that one loud bloke three rows back
- Admitting half the chants are just yelled nonsense anyway
Woke up this morning with no voice and zero regrets. Memorized three proper chants and two messy ones. Mission accomplished – sort of.
