By colorado 
Alright, so I got kinda obsessed with Bayern Munich just smashing Dinamo Zagreb every dang time they meet. Like, how bad was it really? Decided to dig deep and actually map out that whole messy timeline. Started from scratch, zero clue.
Where the Chaos Began
First thing? Had to actually find every single match they played against each other. Easy, right? Nope. Stats sites are all over the place. One site lists nine matches, another shows eight… total headache. Pulled up like four different tabs, cross-checking dates and scores for hours. Felt like I was solving a murder mystery nobody asked for. Ended up scribbling notes on scraps of paper – super high-tech stuff.
Found the ugly truth real quick:
- Almost every meeting ended with Bayern scoring… a lot.
- Dinamo scored what? Like, twice maybe? Pathetic stuff.
- Couldn’t find one single upset win for the Zagreb guys. Not one.
Seriously, why do they even bother? Seemed more like target practice than Champions League football. The numbers just kept piling up. 2-0 here, 4-0 there… brutal.
Building the Timeline Wall of Shame
Finally gathered enough dates and scores without losing my mind. Time to actually build the thing. Fired up a simple timeline maker online – nothing fancy. Just threw years on one side and scores on the other. Added some obnoxious red colors for Bayern goals because why not.
Putting it together was… depressing. You see the years sliding by: 1998, 2015, 2019… and that scoreline? Doesn’t budge. Like watching paint dry, but the paint is Dinamo’s shattered hopes. Highlighted Bayern’s biggest smackdowns just to twist the knife. Feels weirdly personal now.
The whole process messed with my head:
- Realized Bayern probably see Dinamo as a nice warm-up kickabout.
- Those Zagreb players’ faces after conceding yet again? Must be trauma.
- Is this even rivalry? Feels more like bullying.
Finished the timeline, looked at it, and genuinely felt sad for Dinamo. Is there even a point anymore? The chart doesn’t lie. Bayern owns them. Every. Single. Time. Done. Recorded.