Alright folks, let’s get into how I dug up those wild stats between Porto and Man Utd. Started simple – just googled “Porto vs Man Utd history” like anyone would. But man, the first few pages showed only recent matches and general crap. Needed real meat.
The Grind Begins
Grabbed my coffee and hit up old football forums from the early 2000s. Those geezers keep records like librarians. Found this dusty thread where a guy scanned newspaper clippings from the 70s – absolute gold. Typed out every score manually into a spreadsheet while my cat walked over the keyboard twice.
Numbers Don’t Lie
When I tallied up all competitive meetings:
- Porto won 3 of the first 5 matchups against Utd
- That 2004 Champions League knockout? Porto lost the first leg 1-0 then SMASHED them 2-1 at home
- United only scored more than 1 goal in 1 of 8 European away games at Porto
Total shocker – underdogs dominated historically. My screen looked like a police evidence board with all the scribbled notes.
The Final Tally
Checked three different stat sites to confirm. One had United’s 1977 loss missing completely – amateurs! Almost spilled coffee spotting that 2009 2-2 where Porto equalized last minute. Finished cross-referencing around midnight, eyes burning. The takeaway? Never underestimate Portuguese teams at home. Their stats against English giants are straight up disrespectful.